Saying goodnight to someone you like can be tricky. You don’t want to seem too eager, but you don’t want to make it seem like you’re not interested, either. That’s why humor is often the best way to go. Here are 30 ways to slip in a joke or two when saying goodnight to your crush:
1. Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite… or if they do, make sure they’re cute little bed bugs.
Starting off with a classic, this saying adds a playful twist by mentioning cute little bed bugs.
2. Nighty night, sleep with the angels… or if you’re feeling adventurous, with the demons.
A bit cheeky, this saying gives your crush the option to choose between angels or demons for their sleeping companions.
3. Sweet dreams, and may your dreams be as amazing as you are.
A simple and sweet way to wish your crush a good night’s sleep and let them know how amazing they are.
4. Goodnight, don’t let the monsters under your bed steal your socks… or your heart.
This saying adds a playful element by mentioning monsters under the bed and stealing socks and hearts.
5. See you in dreamland, where we can dance like no one’s watching.
A fun and romantic way to hint at the possibility of dancing together in dreamland.
6. Sleep well, and remember that even if you have nightmares, I’ll be here to protect you… in my dreams.
This saying adds a romantic element by offering to protect your crush in your dreams.
7. Don’t forget to set your alarm, because you don’t want to miss out on dreaming about me.
A playful way to remind your crush of your presence in their dreams.
8. Night night, don’t let the bedbugs bite, but if they do, make sure they’re allergic to you.
This saying adds a bit of humor by suggesting that the bedbugs should be allergic to your crush.
9. Goodnight, sweet prince/princess, and may you dream of a love as great as ours.
A romantic way to wish your crush sweet dreams and hint at the possibility of a future together.
10. Sleep tight, and don’t let the bedbugs bite… unless they’re really cute and cuddly bedbugs.
This saying adds a playful twist by mentioning cute and cuddly bedbugs.
11. Sweet dreams, and may your dreams be filled with unicorns, rainbows, and all things magical.
A fun and whimsical way to wish your crush a good night’s sleep filled with magical dreams.
12. Goodnight, and don’t worry, I’ll keep the monsters in my dreams, so they won’t bother you.
This saying adds a romantic element by offering to protect your crush from the monsters in your dreams.
13. See you in your dreams, where we can have epic adventures and travel the world.
A fun and adventurous way to hint at the possibility of exploring the world together in dreamland.
14. Sleep well, and may your dreams be as sweet as you are.
A sweet way to wish your crush sweet dreams and let them know how sweet they are.
15. Nighty night, and don’t forget to dream of me… because I’ll be dreaming of you.
A romantic way to remind your crush of your presence in their dreams.
16. Goodnight, and may your dreams be filled with laughter, happiness, and me.
This a playful way to wish your sweet crush dreams of laughter, happiness, and your presence.
17. Sleep tight, and don’t let the bedbugs bite… unless they’re offering to give you a massage.
This saying adds a playful twist by suggesting that the bedbugs should be offering a massage.
18. Sweet dreams, and may you dream of flying elephants and talking giraffes.
This a whimsical and imaginative way to wish your crush sweet dreams and add a touch of magic.
19. Goodnight, and may you wake up feeling as refreshed as a cat after a nap.
This saying adds a bit of humor by comparing your crush’s potential restfulness to a cat’s after a nap.
20. Nighty night, and may your dreams be filled with pizza and ice cream.
A fun and playful way to wish your crush sweet dreams and hint at their favorite foods.
21. Sleep well, and don’t let the bedbugs bite… but if they do, make sure they leave a note saying sorry.
A humorous and playful way to add a twist to the classic “don’t let the bedbugs bite” saying.
22. See you in dreamland, where we can ride unicorns and have tea parties with talking animals.
A whimsical and fun way to hint at the possibility of doing fun activities together in dreamland.
23. Goodnight, and may your dreams be filled with adventure, excitement, and me.
This a playful and romantic way to remind your crush of your presence in their dreams.
24. Sleep tight, and don’t let the bedbugs bite… unless they’re offering to bring you breakfast in bed.
This saying adds a humorous and playful twist by suggesting that the bedbugs should bring breakfast into bed.
25. Sweet dreams, and may you dream of winning the lottery and taking me on a dream vacation.
A playful and romantic way to wish your crush sweet dreams and hint at the possibility of a future together.
26. Goodnight, and may you dream of being a superhero who saves the world… with me as your trusty sidekick.
A fun and adventurous way to wish your crush sweet dreams and hint at the possibility of working together as a team.
27. Nighty night, and may you dream of being a mermaid who swims in the sea… with me as your merman.
A playful and romantic way to wish your crush sweet dreams and hint at the possibility of being mermaids/mermen together.
28. Sleep well, and don’t let the bedbugs bite… unless they’re offering to give you a piggyback ride.
This saying adds a humorous and playful twist by suggesting that the bedbugs should give your crush a piggyback ride.
29. See you in dreamland, where we can have a dance party with the stars.
A fun and romantic way to hint at the possibility of dancing together in dreamland.
30. Goodnight, and may your dreams be filled with love, happiness, and a future with me.
A romantic and hopeful way to end the list is by hinting at the possibility of a future together.
In conclusion, many fun and creative ways to say goodnight to your crush exist. Whether you want to add a bit of humor, whimsy, or romance to your message, these 30 sayings will make your crush smile and think of you before they drift off to sleep. So go ahead and give them a try, and who knows? Your crush might have sweet dreams of you tonight.